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Caesar's Guide to the Galaxy
Where e^(i*pi)+1=0.00001!
Created on 2005-06-09 17:58:04 (#7380966), last updated 2006-08-01
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Basic Info| Name: | asafspades |
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BioAsaf's biography
First, Asaf was born. Then, Asaf was kept in a little glass box, breathing through an artificial respiration machine, because his lungs hadn't matured yet.
Then a few years passed, and Asaf went to school. He learnt many things, most of which he has since forgotten. He calculated 13 powers of 2. Then he moved.
A few years passed. Asaf made friends, many of which he has since lost touch with, and learnt many more things, many of which he has also since forgotten. He got a computer that he had no idea how to use. He learnt how to use it completely through trial-and-error, which is a more efficient method than most people think. He argued with his teacher about trans-dimensional content. He watched a show about nuclear bombs, and became curious about the reaction that fuels them, and learnt about atoms and chemistry and physics and became a science/math/computer person. Then he moved.
Asaf went to a school for one year. At the beginning of this year, he received a math project, did a report on the Fibonacci sequence, and sold his soul to mathematics. Then he changed schools.
Asaf was officially labeled as a "Gifted" person, and carted off to the Gifted/Talented/Go Away! asylum. Asaf met other people who wrote mini-biographies in LJ's and spoke in 3rd person, and he wrote a mini-biography in an LJ. Then he stopped typing because this was as far as his life had progressed/worsened. Then he started typing again, because it was a new year and he had moved to Vancouver. He enrolled in an early entrance to university program specially designed to berate him for his procrastination. Then he became an illegal immigrant. Then he became a landed immigrant. Then he became progressively more obsessed with placing small ellipsoidal lumps of mineral on a block of cellulose with ink on it in ordered pairs (x,y) in R^2 of the form ax+by=c. Then he became progressively more obsessed with referring to himself as Caesar. Then Caesar became progressively more obsessed with yelling at the Navier-Stokes equations in highly efficient ways, from the point of view of the Big O.
Then for Bermuda-like reasons Caesar moved to Jacksonville, Florida.
Caesar is currently half an imaginary number, half a complex number, and half a real number.
THE END.
OR NOT!!! dum dum dum...
First, Asaf was born. Then, Asaf was kept in a little glass box, breathing through an artificial respiration machine, because his lungs hadn't matured yet.
Then a few years passed, and Asaf went to school. He learnt many things, most of which he has since forgotten. He calculated 13 powers of 2. Then he moved.
A few years passed. Asaf made friends, many of which he has since lost touch with, and learnt many more things, many of which he has also since forgotten. He got a computer that he had no idea how to use. He learnt how to use it completely through trial-and-error, which is a more efficient method than most people think. He argued with his teacher about trans-dimensional content. He watched a show about nuclear bombs, and became curious about the reaction that fuels them, and learnt about atoms and chemistry and physics and became a science/math/computer person. Then he moved.
Asaf went to a school for one year. At the beginning of this year, he received a math project, did a report on the Fibonacci sequence, and sold his soul to mathematics. Then he changed schools.
Asaf was officially labeled as a "Gifted" person, and carted off to the Gifted/Talented/Go Away! asylum. Asaf met other people who wrote mini-biographies in LJ's and spoke in 3rd person, and he wrote a mini-biography in an LJ. Then he stopped typing because this was as far as his life had progressed/worsened. Then he started typing again, because it was a new year and he had moved to Vancouver. He enrolled in an early entrance to university program specially designed to berate him for his procrastination. Then he became an illegal immigrant. Then he became a landed immigrant. Then he became progressively more obsessed with placing small ellipsoidal lumps of mineral on a block of cellulose with ink on it in ordered pairs (x,y) in R^2 of the form ax+by=c. Then he became progressively more obsessed with referring to himself as Caesar. Then Caesar became progressively more obsessed with yelling at the Navier-Stokes equations in highly efficient ways, from the point of view of the Big O.
Then for Bermuda-like reasons Caesar moved to Jacksonville, Florida.
Caesar is currently half an imaginary number, half a complex number, and half a real number.
THE END.
OR NOT!!! dum dum dum...
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